celibatekenobi:

people always ask if you have an instagram or snapchat but they never ask if you have an online journal where you broadcast every thought you have. it’s because they want you for your sexy body but not your beautiful mind. and that’s fucked up. they should want both.

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dovv:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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hellery:

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velvetys:

Everyone can hear the weird song you’re playing in your airpods they think you are strange and they hate you

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spongebobssquarepants:

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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weltenwellen:

Rita Dove, from “Voiceover”

fishfag:

When you become 20 something, you have to forgive yourself or you will never grow up. You have to forgive yourself for everything and learn from it.

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familyabolisher:

L + ratio + you speak from a place of narrow experience and apply those experiences to a far broader scope than they can accommodate instead of asking what might lie outside of your immediate perception + you don’t interrogate the underlying assumptions shaping your own discourse + your arguments are reductive to the point of meaninglessness + you made up a guy to get mad at

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weltenwellen:

Niall Williams, This Is Happiness

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orpheuslament:

can someone fucking linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. can someone fucking forget their scarf in my life & come back later for it. please

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waltzingbi:

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

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stuckinapril:

babygirl i’ve misread social cues you can’t even imagine

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coughloop:

waiter can i have another menu now i finished reading this one

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